Q: Where do you get ideas from?
A: Looking at things. I look at something, then I write a haiku about it.

Q: How long have you been writing haikus?
A: About a year.

Q: Have you ever been to Japan?
A: I have not, but I hope to someday visit.

Q: Is this really traditional haiku poetry?
A: It's pop culture haiku. I break a few rules, but the syllables are still there.

Q: I need your advice. I have this problem, should I...?
A: No, probably you shouldn't.